The Mainland"

On a visit to the mainland to collect £200 he won betting on the Priest's limbo competition, Ted and Dougal get lost in a cave while trying to escape enraged television personality Richard Wilson (who reacts with extreme violence to Ted mentioning his catchphrase ' I don't believe it!'). Along the way the hapless duo encounter Father Noel Furlong and his St. Luke's Youth Group who have been trapped for two days. His screeching triggers a cave-in and his youth group, under the pretense of going to get help, flee to Paraguay. Meanwhile Mrs. Doyle and her friend Mrs. Dineen spend an afternoon in a teashop only to end up arguing and starting a fight over who should pay the bill whilst Jack accidentally joins an alcoholics anonymous group after an appointment with an optician following the mysterious disappearance of his spectacles (mainly because a crow keeps flying off with them